— Fucking roflcopter right here XD
- Ron: OMG HARRY POTTER
- Ron: wait a sec
- Ron: who's dat
- Ron: what kind of name is Hermione?
- Ron: bitch be all up in mah business
- Ron: it's leviooooosaaahh
- Ron: dumb ho
- Ron: wait is that a mountain troll omg don't worry i'mma save u bby xox
- Ron: so ok we're friends now
- Ron: yep
- Ron: omg there's a basILISK IN THE FUCKING SCHOOL WHAT THE FUCK
- Ron: HERMIONE'S PETRIFIED
- Ron: GINNY IS IN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS
- Ron: HELP ME PLS OMG
- Ron: OMG HERMIONE'S BACK AND GINNY IS OK I'M SO HAPPY GUISE OMG
- Ron: what's with Mione Merlin's pants her cat is so stupid and she's a bitch is she on her period or something cuz like
- Ron: I ain't speaking to her
- Ron: nope
- Rοn: Hermione I'm so sorry for being a dick forgive me pls pls pls
- Ron: omg ILY Krum <3 <3 i've got such a boycrush omg
- Ron: wait
- Ron: wut
- Ron: wut r u doing stahp
- Ron: dis is Hermione
- Ron: u be crushing on HERMIONE?
- Ron: WAIT A SECOND U STUPID CUNT
- Ron: SHE'S MINE GO AWAY BACK TO RUSSIA OR WHEREVER UR FROM
- Ron: lalala I'm a prefect
- Ron: Dumbledore's army lalala
- Ron: eyesex with Hermy unf
- Ron: OMG DAD WAS ATTACKED?????/?///??
- Ron: dad is ok lalalala
- Ron: all good
- Ron: HERMIONE'S SNOGGED KRUM??
- Ron: CORMAC LIKES HERMIONE??
- Ron: I'mma make her jealous
- Ron: hey Lavender let's snog ugh this is like chemical omg Hermione look at me ily bby
- Ron: Hermione luvz me guize :x :x
- Ron: HUNTING DA HORCRUXES
- Ron: Tom Riddle the fuck are you doing
- Ron: I'M SO HUNGRY AND HARRY AND HERMIONE ARE IN LUV AND I MISS MY FAMILY WTF IS THIS SHIT
- Ron: im so sorry Hermione ily pls forgive me pls
- Ron: OMG HERMIONE'S TORTURED
- Ron: I LOVE YOUUUU
- Ron: ok time to fight I guess
- Ron: OK LET'S FUCKING SNOG IN THE MIDDLE OF A LONG AWAITED WAR BETWEEN GOOD AND EVIL DAT'S SO GOOD OMG BABE
- Ron: it's now or nevah isn't it
- Ron: ur mine now
- Ron: 5ever
- Ron: like dis if u cry everytime
